Friday October 22, 2010
My day began at 5:00 a.m. this morning following a very bad dream. Could't go back to sleep so got up and and let the day begin. As I headed towards home around 5:00 p.m., I had already had a pretty long day. Ha! The 'day' had only just begun...
This evening was supposed to be "get ready for our son's 10th birthday party" night. Should be fairly relaxing with a few chores added it. He is to have a few friends over tomorrow so they can shoot each other with paint balls in our back yard, eat pizza and play video games. Easy! Before I can even get home tonight though hubby has already told me that he hasn't heard from our daughter, who was supposed to be home right after school, and can't reach her on her cell phone. Her plans around practice/study hall/social life had changed a few times so I'm not too worried. And coming from ME, that's really saying something! She is fine and indeed, got stuck doing some team chores at school. When I finally walk in the door the house is unusually quiet except for boy child asking me where dad is. How the hell should I know, I just got home?! He goes on to tell me that daddy, while trying to clear some pathways for the boys' pending OK Corral shootout, got stung by a bee. "Well, really he got stung 3 times on his head, once on his butt and then twisted his ankle." Oh no. This isn't good. Ironically, I mentioned this very thing to him earlier this morning - something about "I hope the wasps are sleeping for the winter or that no one is allergic to them!" Nice going, mom!
"Have you seen dad since he got stung?" I ask little man. "No." As far as I know my hubby isn't allergic to bees so I'm not too concerned...yet. Likely he's got the chainsaw out back and is just really pissed off that some wasp had the nerve to sting him...multiple times. I do the rounds, stopping to grab a round on my way, and can't find him anywhere. The light is on in the RV...but no. Hot tub? No. The throne? No. I yell out the back door. Nothing. I am just barely starting to imagine him swelled up like Bear Gyrills in that episode where he smokes the bees out of the hive but still gets stung all to hell and turns into a...well, I don't know what to compare it to. But it's not pretty. As I walk into the back yard, passing by the apparently empty can of Wasp and Hornet killer, eventually I see him in the back with loppers in hand. There's some white stuff caked on the back of his head and I'm sure it's a leaf or bird crap. Then he turns around! Hello Bear Gyrills! His left eye is swollen but good. He's got a concoction of meat tenderizer and Epsom salt shlopped onto his temple and forehead and of course, the back of his head. I don't know whether to turn and run or hug him. He's on a mission, hobbling on the ankle he twisted running from the wasp nest earlier. He's determined to finish blazing the trail AND take the girls and himself shopping for a few things. (That's a whole other story by itself!) I offer to take his list, and the girls, and let him relax. "No thanks..not really sure what I'm shopping for..."
While he and the girls are out shopping, birthday boy and I clean house for the party. When I go vacuum the living room, in addition to the disgusting amount of dust I see, I also spy some white clumps on "hubby's recliner". What the...? I get closer with my eyes, but no touchy. This stuff is like the Bonneville Salt Flats. Why is it in such distinct blobs? Where have I seen this stuff before...?! Oh wait! On my husband's head and face. I decide to leave it there for two reasons: words couldn't describe it to him and I'm fairly sure he's going to put more of the stuff on when he gets home Why clean it now? Plus, it will make for a really good conversation starter tomorrow.
He gets home 2 hours later, still fairly swollen, and takes up residence in said recliner. (Did I call that or what?!) I get him some ice packs for his feet/ankle, some ibuprofen for the pain/swelling, offer him Benadryl and then immediately offer to go get some because we're out and then the obvious question...do you need a beer? Duh!
As he's resting birthday boy convinces us (big sisis staying at her friend's house) to watch a 'surprise movie'. I've got some ironing to do so could enjoy being distracted by a movie and even daddy is up to it. Hubby usually makes a wicked batch of popcorn for us on movie nites but I insist on giving him a break. He mentions that he doesn't even want any, which opens up some possibilities. You see, man child is a 'LOTS of butter and SALT" guy. daughter really likes butter & parmesian. Little man likes anything that someone else made. And I like to expirament. So tonight I decide to make two small batches: one traditional and one with a unique blend of Tabasco and parmesian cheese. Since I'm "watching what I eat/drink" there's no butter involved on my batch. I'm feelin' good. But have you ever mixed parmesian cheese onto popcorn without the benefit of butter?! It all goes to the bottom. My last few bites were a delectable paste made of hot sauce and cheese. If you were a really desparate vegetarian you may be able to convince yourself that this was a delicious hot wing. But probably not. The majority of the popcorn was bland and dry, save for the few kernals that ended up missing my mouth but connecting with my WHITE shirt square on! I sure hope that comes out in the wash! This Sounders jersey was NOT cheap!
The popcorn, substituting for dinner tonight, left much to be desired. For those of you who don't know me 'that' well, I frickin' love nachos! And I was still hungry after the hot wing popcorn. Below is one of the most unique round of nachos I've ever made. All said, I am especially proud of all the leftovers I used...
Start with 1/3 cup of the leftover salsa from tacos 4 nites ago
add that to the 1/2 cup of "fake taco hamburger" you seasoned for your vegetarian daughter when you could only find fajita seasoning
(you could warm it up at this pont like I did, and then eventually wonder why you bothered)
grab the nicely browned "because someone squeezed it out of the plastic bag" guacamole
add the few remaining teaspoons of black beans
and top with the 2 tablespoons of corn tortilla chips (a.k.a. crumbs) in the pantry
mix well...really well...grab some Tums...and enjoy
Believe it or not, the nachos (sans the full sized chips) were quite tasty. I think I'll remember them all weekend.
Meanwhile I heat up the iron, grab the shirts & set out...full steam ahead of course. I haven't burnt myself on an iron in 15 years. But tonight...on the last shirt...number 13 if you're counting, I decide to rest the iron on my ring finger knuckle. I am so expecting this by this point that I don't react at all. I just pick up the iron, flick off the skin graft and finish up. Does anyone do their own ironing anymore?!
This is only the beginning I fear. It's just 11:00 on Friday night. Hubby has just hobbled to bed asking for nothing more than an ice pack and a kiss. Devin's soccer game tomorrow afternoon should be interesting, let alone the paintball war that is to follow.
Saturday
8:00 a.m. Hubby woke up with nothing more than a slit of an eye. I go out to get us coffee, grab some Benadryl and start his dosing. Birthday boy wakes up with a kink in his neck, likely from sleeping in a pretzel position on the couch while playing Halo. The rain holds out for most of his soccer game, but they end up losing a tight match. The birthday party gets under way with a safety debrief and target practice. The boys are dressed in every assortment of protection from ski pants to flightsuit stuffed with a life vest. Eventually someone dares one of the others to be a human target...and one of the boys actually agrees! Nicholas stands there bravely and takes 3-4 shots before raising his hand in "I surrunder" mode. He immediately begins taking off his mask while the other 4 boys still have their guns locked and loaded. "Put IT BACK ON!!!" all the parents scream. Thankfully no shots were fired. Not to be outdone another brave soldier stands in for a few shots, followed by my hubby. Chris has nothing more than sweats, a t-shirt, a rainjacket and his facemask/helmet on. He shrugs off the shot to the arm but the direct shot to the face triggers "I surrender". His jacket shows the color of the paintballs moreso than any of the other boys'...a mixture of ketchup, mustard and seagull crap. The experienced parents swear it'll wash right out but I'm not so sure. It looks absolutely disgusting! We open presents, eat pizza, cake and soda and the boys start to unwind. The parents them playing a mixture of pool, darts and Halo. I head off to bed but am slightly distracted by the volume of t.v., voices and pool balls hitting the floor. No worries. I pop out the hearing aid and fall asleep within 30 seconds. No one pounded on our door, there was no blood or bad dreams and no one barfed. I'd call the party a sucess so far!
Sunday
8:00 a.m. I go get coffee again, come back and start making waffles. It's pouring outside! Jacob tells me that his mom is coming to bring him more clothes (a.k.a padding) and he'll just run out, in his sox, when she pulls up. I try to convince him to at least put his shoes on. "I have 3 pair so it's OK.' "That's not the point, kiddo. Your sox are meant to go in shoes, not in the rain and oil in our driveway." But I get distracted before his mom pulls up and before I know it he's coming back in with a bag full of clothes. "Hey, my mom thinks my finger's broken..." as he heads down to join the boys. "WHAT?! Wait! What finger? Show me!" He can bend it, clentch it, and elaborate with it so I'm not too worried. But unfortunately, this same kid got hit straight-on in the hand, not once but twice, during the paintball war. Of all the bad luck! This is the only bare skin any of the boys have exposed. And poor Jacob takes two direct shots! He was tough and didn't even shed a tear. Meanwhile I'm expecting CPS to knock on my door any time!
I took some good pix of the boys with the "this stuff tastes disgusting" paint ball evidence. In between I started making a couple recipes for a cookoff at work tomorrow. All agree the wild mushroom pumpkin soup looks, and tastes, like baby food. The baked stuffed pumpkins are looking promising though. And a new recipe for pumpkin seeds...a bit of olive oil instead of butter (thanks, Shannon!) and some fajita seasoning tastes yummy!
After watching the Seahawks win and generally trying to straighten up after the party in between, we are all pretty exhausted. But I'm farily sure I watched our little boy turn into a young man before my very eyes over the course of the weekend. It's bittersweet...but it was bound to happen. Enjoy them while you can!
Hope you've enjoyed this little insight into our weekend. No one went to the hospital. It's all good!